Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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