My nipple is on Facebook.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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