so explain again why im purple
no
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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