she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
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