I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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Oh Jesus.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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