she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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