My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Its about making memories worth repressing
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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