this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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