he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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