At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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