This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
my being single is dangerous.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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