You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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