It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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