Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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