Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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