Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
