Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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