hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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