So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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