I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
how drunk are you?
Several
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Randomize
