You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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