I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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