obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
this hospital has no fireball
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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