I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Randomize
