Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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