I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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