I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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