Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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