So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize
