the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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