i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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