So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if i can run in heels then i can drive
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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