The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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