Plan B is the new Plan A
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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