Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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