i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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