Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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