elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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