Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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