Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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