my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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