Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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