I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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