saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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