I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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