I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
Randomize
