What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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