THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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