It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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