Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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